{"title":"Sweatshirts","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003eCozy Up to the Sarcasm: Our Funny Sweatshirts\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003eWhen the weather gets cold but your heart stays icy, our \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/justatee.store\/collections\/sweatshirts\" title=\"Just A Tee has some hilarious sweatshirts that'll keep you cozy and might make a few jaws drop.\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1\" data-index-in-node=\"57\"\u003efunny sweatshirts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e have you covered. We’ve taken our signature \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1\" data-index-in-node=\"119\"\u003echeeky graphic designs\u003c\/b\u003e and put them on the softest, most comfortable hoodies and crewnecks we could find.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2\"\u003eThese aren't those thin, scratchy sweatshirts. We’re talking \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2\" data-index-in-node=\"61\"\u003eheavyweight cozy apparel\u003c\/b\u003e that’s perfect for \"working\" from home, late-night grocery runs, or just avoiding people in public. Whether you’re looking for a \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2\" data-index-in-node=\"215\"\u003esarcastic hoodie\u003c\/b\u003e or a classic crewneck, our prints are guaranteed not to peel, and the fleece lining is softer than a cloud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFind your new favorite layer below.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"hit-that-sweatshirt","title":"\"Hit That\" Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFor those whose sense of humor is a little bit twisted and a lot bit loud.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003eWhy settle for a boring graphic when you can wear a conversation-stopper? Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1\" data-index-in-node=\"78\"\u003e\"Hit That\" funny sweatshirt\u003c\/b\u003e takes a classic phrase and gives it the signature \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1\" data-index-in-node=\"156\"\u003eJust A Tee\u003c\/b\u003e treatment—cheeky, dark, and definitely not for the faint of heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e This is for the person who thrives on \"Wait, what does that say?\" moments. 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