{"product_id":"hit-that-t-shirt","title":"\"Hit That\" T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBreak time just got a lot more controversial.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003eHave a break? Have a... wait, what? Our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1\" data-index-in-node=\"40\"\u003e\"Hit That\" satirical T-shirt\u003c\/b\u003e takes a world-famous snack brand and flips it into a dark-humor masterpiece that is definitely not for the faint of heart. Featuring two \"bars\" that look a little too familiar, this design is the ultimate test of your social circle’s sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e This is a \"double-take\" champion. From a distance, it looks like a retro candy tee. Up close? It’s a conversation starter that might get you banned from the office potluck. Perfect for the person who thrives on edgy satire and internet meme culture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Quality Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8,4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eKitten-Belly Softness:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from premium combed cotton. It feels like a dream, even if the design feels like a nightmare to your HR department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHigh-Resolution Irony:\u003c\/b\u003e We use premium, eco-friendly inks to keep the \"snack-inspired\" details crisp and bold, wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Salad Slim\" Fit:\u003c\/b\u003e A \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"24\"\u003emodern retail fit\u003c\/b\u003e that’s pre-shrunk and tailored. It fits true to size, so you stay looking sharp while you push the boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhether you're gifting it to your most offensive friend or adding it to your own collection of \"too soon\" classics, this tee is a certified mood. Grab yours and give everyone a break they won't forget.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 100% medium‑weight cotton (solid colors) — breathable and durable at 180 g\/m²\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, sustainable finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Crisp, detailed print using DTF for sleeves\/labels and DTG for main artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Tear‑away label, Oeko‑Tex certification, and 2‑year EU warranty\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 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