Description
xBreak time just got a lot more controversial.
Have a break? Have a... wait, what? Our "Hit That" satirical T-shirt takes a world-famous snack brand and flips it into a dark-humor masterpiece that is definitely not for the faint of heart. Featuring two "bars" that look a little too familiar, this design is the ultimate test of your social circle’s sense of humor.
The Vibe: This is a "double-take" champion. From a distance, it looks like a retro candy tee. Up close? It’s a conversation starter that might get you banned from the office potluck. Perfect for the person who thrives on edgy satire and internet meme culture.
The Quality Specs:
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Kitten-Belly Softness: Made from premium combed cotton. It feels like a dream, even if the design feels like a nightmare to your HR department.
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High-Resolution Irony: We use premium, eco-friendly inks to keep the "snack-inspired" details crisp and bold, wash after wash.
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The "Salad Slim" Fit: A modern retail fit that’s pre-shrunk and tailored. It fits true to size, so you stay looking sharp while you push the boundaries.
Whether you're gifting it to your most offensive friend or adding it to your own collection of "too soon" classics, this tee is a certified mood. Grab yours and give everyone a break they won't forget.
Product features
- 100% medium‑weight cotton (solid colors) — breathable and durable at 180 g/m²
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean, sustainable finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Crisp, detailed print using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork
- Tear‑away label, Oeko‑Tex certification, and 2‑year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Shipping & Return
xReturns Policy
You may return most new items within 15 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item. Or you can send us an email to retail@justatee.store and we will take it from there!
Shipping
We can ship to any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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